The Allied States of Saudi Qabila is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 635 million Saudi Qabilans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Massacre. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The strong Saudi Qabilan economy, worth 40.2 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,292 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, Saudi Qabila has designated The Massacre as its capital city, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and greenhouses are regularly raided by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saudi Qabila's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saudi Qabila is ranked 164,054^th in the world and 173^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 80.96 on the Clooney Contribution Index.